Even before I got my x and y, there were Pokémon I just didn’t like people mentioning. Whether they were, stupid, useless, or just down right wrong when you don’t know anything about them, I still hate most of them.
10. Magickarp. I caught one and named it MagiKRAP. the pokedex says it itself, ITS USELESS. and even when you want to evolve it into the bad-butt gyradose, it took TWENTY FREAKING LEVELS! PLEASE I DONT HAVE THAT TIME FOR A STOOPID MEGA EVOLUTION!But anyway, on to my next least favorite
9. Genesects. If you don’t know anything about pokemon, your probly gonna hear what I first heard when b/w came out. I thought it was a deoxys at first. Don’t get me wrong, its a pretty darn powerful Pokémon, BUT IT IS SO OVERRATED! GENESECTS THIS, GENESECTS THAT, GENESECTS ATE MY PANTS! O MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID ROBO BUG!!!
8. The Mareep Family. Once again, another case of I-don’t-have-time-to-evolve-something-just-for-a-mega-evolution. AND IF YOUR GOING TO PASS BY THAT SKIDO FARM, YOU BETTER PACK SOME PARALISE HEAS BECAUSE F THE STUPID MAREEP HOARDS.
7. Mewtwo. Once again, a pretty powerful Pokémon. But besides that, its a bully in a Pokémon form. I mean, I knew the mew/mewtwo plot LOOOOONG before x and y even came out. Mewtwo is a clone of mew that’s “So Much More Powerful”. so what about mew? exactly. Making a clone of mew is just saying “OK mew, your speices has served its perpose. now you can die in a hole”. When I lost that battle with m2 in x, I didn’t try to restart for a reason. I could honestly have a whole seprate post about how mean mewtwo is to mew, but im gona stop here.
6. Exeggcute. Don’t look at the name. THESE EGGS ARE NOT CUTE! once again, another poke-reject that can be found on delinquent (skido farm) route. ENOUGH SAID.
5. The Lickatung Family. Also known as the Miley Cyrus Family. Moving on….
4. Virizon. YES. There REALLY IS a LEGENDARY pokemon NAMED AFTER A PHONE COMPANY.
3. Jynx. Creepeist, most useless piece of crap you can find in a stupid ice cave. it was also racist if you look back in the previous genorations when its skin wasn’t purple… IT WAS BLACK.
2. Wobbefet. The I-gotta-go-pee pokemon. definition of wasted time and battle moves.
1. Keldo. A UNICORN. ITS A UNICORN.THERE ARE NO EXUSES FOR THIS. ITS IS A LEGENDARY, UNICORN POKEMON. EXEPT IT.