Now If You Need Me, Ill Be Screaming At A Wall

Normal Story Righting:

1) Think of plot and google answers to 1 or 2 minor questions

2) Create “Rough Draft” [iow type the complete story]

3) Go back and fix small spelling/grammar errors

While Righting this story:

1) Research Character you have no idea about

2) Find two sites with the exact same information

3) Begin righting “Rough Draft”

4) Realize you have a giant gap in the plot

5) Repeat steps 1 and 2

6) Get your hopes up by finding a third site…

7) … with the exact same information

8) Fix the gap from step 4

9) Realize you have 2 other gaps to fill.

10) Create “Map Draft” [iow, a shitty excuse of a rough draft with gaps, comments, and highlights to “map out” stuff you need to find out, fix, and fill]

11) Do a full out Character study [iow, search the entire motherfucking internet for any possible scrap of information about this character]

12) Redo half the plot

13) email friend for help because you are fucking desperate

14) FRIEND DOESNT RESPOND FOR TWO DAYS

15) REPEAT ALL STEPS IN RANDOM ORDER UNTILL YOU GIVE UP AND SCREAM AT A WALL

16) BLOG ABOUT THIS SHITTY EXPERINCE

17) YOU FOR SOME REASON ARE STILL DETERMIND TO GET THIS DONE

18) REPEAT STEP 15 TILL HELL FREEZES OVER

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