Month: August 2014

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I dont even watch it…

I’ve recently been really into Adventure Time, originally because of the simplistic character designs, quirky animation and pop culture but since my little brother have been DVR-ing more than 70 episodes a week, I’ve fallen in love with it. I thought it was just going to be Cartoon Networks tendency to overuse pointless plots but this show seriously depresses me. I watch each episode hoping to learn something about side characters like Treetrunks or how Finn is the only human in Ooo, but instead I get all of these cold hard facts about relationships (romantic and not) wrapped in the façade of a children’s cartoon and I don’t know how to deal with the reality of it. I can only hope that the target audiences’ heads don’t explode with the concepts Adventure Time throws at them constantly.”
~ SkyStar

And that is why I don’t watch adventure time.

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IM LITERALLY CRYING HERE :,,/

NO JK IM ACCTUALY CRYING
Just Another Hug
THIS IS 0% MY ART.
So, if you missed it, this is what happened to Frank:
He grew up with a rich family, his dad hated him.
His mother killed herself when Frank was eight, right in front of him.
As I mentioned before, he grew up with a rich family. Because of this, he had few friends.
His eyes started crossing so he had to wear glasses from 3rd to 7th grade.
He risked his life to save a cat.
His cat posses him.
Recently, Frank and his dad got in a small fight. Frank threw a loaded gun at his dad’s face. His dad then shot Frank’s left eye, and then burned the house down. Only Frank and Kairi (being immortal) survive.
Frank was then “adopted” by Stan.
Frank kills Kiriban (one of his best friends) on accident (he was possessed).
Stan is killed.
Kiriban places a four year curse on Frank for killing him. Frank is now a demon for four years.
Raven (Frank’s girlfriend) tries to stay away from Frank
I cry for 3 hours.

I just went back to the original project. OMG do not turn up the volume unless you don’t mind your parents walking I asking you why you’re crying.

SIMPLE WHY DO YOUR TOURCHER THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR OC’S???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think I almost died today…

So… I rode a new horse today, a thoroughbred. Baby’s a thoroughbred, and I’ve ridden her before so I know those horses are touchy. Rugby (that was the horse I was riding) is a retired racehorse, so yea. I got on him knowing Kitchi (my instructor) puts beginners on him (and with one year of riding experience behind me I don’t consider myself a beginner), so I didn’t expect him to be that one horse that everyone fears because he constantly bucks *cough* LIKE HOOTIE *cough*.

I rode him and he seemed very calm for a thoroughbred, that was until the sun started going down, and I began to canter him. He started acting, sort of… frightened. Kitchi cheeked the woods literally right before we started riding, so it wasn’t anything back there. Then she asked me if I had put fly spray on him. I said no, because around here its starting to get a little too cool for horseflies. NOPE.

So I got him to calm down and he did about one lap calmly. I said “Good boy Rugby”. AND THE MOMENT THOSE WORDS LEFT MY BRAIN HE TOOK OFF LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I had the reigns tightened to the point where I was almost holding the bit, SITTING FLAT ON MY BUTT PULLING BACK AND HE WOULD NOT SLOW. THE. FUCK. DOWN. Then we came to a turn and he twist-bucked (he twisted his back while bucking), and I don’t normally get phased by bucks BUT THIS HORSE WAS GOING SO GODAMN FAST I BOTH STIRUPS (and for those of you non-riders I JUST LOST HOLD OF THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ON THE SADDLE). By now, if he wasn’t galloping, I don’t know what the fuck a gallop is. So then I was galloping without stirrups, and I realized I was doomed. I screamed some words my mother told me never to say, (btw, more advice for non-riders NEVER EVER UNDER ANY POSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCE UNLESS YOU ARE ABSOLUTLY POSITIVE YOU ARE GOING TO FALL/JUMP OFF A HORSE YELL/SCREAM/RAISE YOUR VOICE WHILE RIDING) and then face-planted into some mane, and ate some dirt (Im like 50% sure I saw Frank before I fell, too). I think I broke (or at least cracked) a bone in my arm.

OH BUT TH WASNT EVEN THE BEST PART

On the way home I heard that song that longtail sings in the This…Is…GRAYSTRIPE video. And so I said “Hahaha, its longtail!”
Mom: “Okay you have a concussion.”
Me: “MOOOOOOM I’M FIIIIIIIINE.”
Mom: “You’re seeing warrior cats, okay that perfectly normal.”
Me: “No no no, There’s an awesome youtube video with longtail singing the first 5 seconds of this song. I’ll show you as soon as we get home!”
Mom: “We aren’t going home!”
Me: “MOM I AM ABSOLUTLY 100% FINE!”
So we continued until we got to the intersection where we could see patient first, but by then I had convinced her that every single bone/muscle in my body was unphased by the giant fall I had taken.

(to b continued)

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FIIIIIIIIINALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY!

SOMEONE HAS AGREED TO RP WITH ME!!!!

Spirox~ Basically magic
The Next Realm~ Pretty much heaven
Halfmorph~ There mortal and spirit forms combined (so like, half bird half human, half Wolf half cat)
Spirit Form~ (full morph) There full spirit form. It is easiest to use Spirox in this form
Mortal Form~ The regular, mortal form. Its hardest to use Spirox in this form.

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RP maybe not…

Well Simple decided to go to bed. This whole I-live-on-the-other-side-of-the-world thing is not working for me T_T .

SO NOW I AM BEGGING DRYICE/DRYLCE to RP with me rwar. But I don’t have any insults for her characters *cough* UNLIKE FRANK *cough* So… AS ALWAYS…

1) I promise I will not steal Tyler’s hat (more than once)
2) I WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF RAVENS NOSE.
3) DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MY OC’S ARE?